Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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