physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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