and next time when you feel me up, do it right
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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