I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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