No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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