Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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