I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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