So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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