I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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