my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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