is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
don't judge my taste in strippers
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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