So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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