Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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