my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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