Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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