question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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