i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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