is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Randomize
