Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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