At least make sure they are 18
Why
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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