Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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