he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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