who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
