I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
