yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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