you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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