I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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