i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Randomize
