he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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