What did we do last night that was yellow?
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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