every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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