I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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