Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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