His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Too much gin, very little bucket
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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