Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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