Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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