Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
We have started to decorate penises.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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