I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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