btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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