I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
Randomize
