Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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