we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
