Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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