Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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