He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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