I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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