She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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