can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
He did a backflip because drugs
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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