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(203): View more from Connecticut

It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.

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(937): View more from Ohio

dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.

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(571): View more from Virginia

FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.

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(765): View more from Indiana

Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.

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(770): View more from Georgia

My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?

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