whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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