So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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