I'm lost and stupid without you.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
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