have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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