there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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