Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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