I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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