you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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